“okay shinji we’ve got a hot older woman, a tsundere, and a moe. which one do you want?”
“i want that one”
“shinji that’s a boy”
“i want that one”
“shinji he wasn’t on the list”
“i want that one”
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life




