February 2012
350 posts
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doomf:
THIS
IS
THE
POTENTIAL
BREAK UP
SONG
giant party is happening that i was invited to
stays home and plays pictionary against 40 year old men online
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“I relate with Harry Potter so much”
– a 15 year old girl who’s parents were killed by an evil magician, and she later went to a school of magic. (via segregaytion)
obesitycore:
plot twist
the mannequin does not belong to jack
if you say you’ve never been through a linkin park phase you’re lying
….i say caramel like car-mel
WHEN PEOPLE SAY CARE A MEL I LAUGH BECAUSE IT’S WEIRD
i’m still laughing at that under 21 thing omfgkjsd
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Go to this site and say you're under 21 →
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girl: how did u do ur makeup? did u rub doritos on ur face?((:
everyone else: *standing ovation*
*applause*
friend: mentions random state/country
me: oh i have a friend that lives there
friend: how'd you meet them
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: well not online
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dolent:
the thought of someone actually loving me would be the biggest lie
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tintin: i couldn't have a crush on danny phantom because of sam
me:
tintin: i have standards ok
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lypo:
calling your vagina leona lewis because it keeps bleeding
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me: i love epona she was so faithful
tintin: who's epona
me: whaT ITS ON OCARINA OF TIME
tintin: OH i just called it horse