January 2012
Jan 1st
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December 2011
triskaidecagon: seeing your reflection when watching tv 
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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stormcloud: initiates conversations with strangers on facebook by messaging them “brb”
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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3 tags
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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khl0ekardashian: katy perrys marriage only lasted 5 and half kardashians
Dec 31st
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me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
Dec 31st
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mugger: give me all your money
person: brick wall waterfall, boy you think you got it all but you dont and i do so boom with that attitude. peace punch captain crunch i've got something you can't touch bang-bang choo-choo train, wind me up i do my thing. no reeses pieces 7 up you mess with me i'll mess you up
mugger: shit
Dec 31st
3 tags
Dec 31st
294 notes
stormcloud: how many hours of the average teenage girls life is wasted by adding extra letters to the end of every single word they text or type
Dec 31st
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here i come mr fairy universe
Dec 31st
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meatmodel: if i were an internet predator i would want me
Dec 31st
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1 tag
Dec 31st
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monsterhugs: what if people in real life stopped in the middle of their sentences, said “READ MORE” and then started whispering under their breath
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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1 tag
Dec 31st
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fat girl 1: i feel fat
fat girl 2: lets make a post about marilyn monroe being fat to make ourselves feel better
fat girl 1: (takes a bite out of cheeseburger in agreement)
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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theprincessdiana: you are the weakest link goodbye
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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evangerion: *turns into dog* i wish you didn’t smoke weed
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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party cause you nkow the future’s all yours dance til your feet dont touch the floor celebrate the day youvewaited for PARTY TIL YOU’RE READY FOR SO MUCH MORE
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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WatchWatch
whorepride: i just can’t get over it nobody in the whole wide fucking country has butter omg
Dec 30th
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lostwithoutathought: C12H22O11 we’re goin’ down 
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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garyfromteenmom: legalize peruvian puff peppers
Dec 30th
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my friends: omg i have a crush on this guy but he has a girlfriend but i think they're going to break up and omg should i ask if he wants to go out with me or will that be weird because he has a girlfriend ugh
me: whats the meaning of life whats outside our galaxy why are we here what happens after we die
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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gigolosanonymous: i saw a midget today and got all excited but it was short lived
Dec 30th
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pfef: if every other spongebob post can get mad notes i swear to fucking god
Dec 30th
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WatchWatch
t-r-a-n-s-l-u-c-e-n-t: sleeping-: nuggits2: oh my god WHAT I CANNOT BREATHE OH MY GOA GOD
Dec 30th
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