March 2012
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me: hey your eye colour is cool
a girl: thanks its blue mixed with a bit of gray and theres some green around the edges and sometimes they turn really blue or gray in the wintertime and then green in the summer
me: hey your eye colour is cool
a boy: thanks
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tnt: man there are too many neopoints in the economy inflation right now is insane how do we take neopoints out of the economy
tnt: WAIT
tnt: WHAT IF WE LET THEM SEND FIVE SCORES A DAY
tnt: THAT'LL FIX IT
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February 2012
i seriously am in love with gordon hayward
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adayinthelifeofgeorgeclooney:
George clooney has a special surprise for his daughter when she gets home from school! Ants
adayinthelifeofgeorgeclooney:
george clooney reluctantly loses to his daughter in a heated game of words with friends. “what do you mean ‘feets’ isn’t a valid move!?” he screams into his bedazzled iphone… then what explains these things he puts into his dinosaur socks? feets
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fieldsofdesire:
I’ll Follow You Into The Dark |...
me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
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When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
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Watchthis is still the greatest
fapitalism:
This is one of my favorite...
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WatchOH MOGDYSDGD
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mormonhub:
gossipgran:
k1mkardashian:
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mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
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babyminaj:
My favorite Oscar of the night
snookidoughicecream:
adam sandler’s life is just like my blog
it got progressively less funny over time to the point where it is just pathetic
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mom: wow you look really nice tonight where are you going?
me: tinychat
annefranksgasmask:
if my daughter ever become obsessed with horses im going to send her to ethiopia until she behaves
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The Lavender Town Syndrome (also known as...
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doomf:
THIS
IS
THE
POTENTIAL
BREAK UP
SONG
giant party is happening that i was invited to
stays home and plays pictionary against 40 year old men online
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